Felt business takes priority over recreation, I’m afraid.

How are the rest of your this afternoon/morning/evening/whatever?

Hmm. Well, I wouldn’t say this is unattractive.

But I am retiring for the night.

I will see you all again soon.

technobeatgraftboss:

i tend to find myself oddly attracted to physically and just like a magnet royalty

alternates of feferi and the condesce and now you

every queen needs her knight apparantly and yeah i do like looking after the felt itchy is pretty adorable when he crashes on coffee but the look on his face when i show up to give him his next can of iced holy shit

Haha, do you have a particular royal to whom you owe your loyalty to, Sir Strider? Or are you a freelance knight?

Do you still speak to your Felt?

There is no place on the current planet that I reside on that I would like to visit.

matchmakerkamora:

blackmonarch:

matchmakerkamora:

Hi there, Miss! Nice to meet you! I’m Kamora Yuudora, professional matchmaker at your service!

Kamora Yuudora, the pleasure is all mine.

Professional matchmaker. I didn’t realize that one could make such a thing into a profession.

Hehe, anyone can make anything into a profession! Whether it succeeds or not, well only time can tell. But! This business works well for me. What may I call you, Miss?

You are certainly an optimistic one. May good fortune continue to bless you.

…You may call me Sn0wman.

technobeatgraftboss:

jack of all i guess being able to go forward and backward any amount of time i like when i want is pretty useful so i guess we are alike

although in my earlier days i was the reckless one who went in with no regards for my own well being or my family and that was one of the first things i learnt

Hmm, perhaps. 

Everyone was young and reckless once. I had to grow out of that quickly. You may have had a family to care for, but I had a whole kingdom to oversee.

…I just realized the irony of our situation: A knight speaking with a former queen.

matchmakerkamora:

Hi there, Miss! Nice to meet you! I’m Kamora Yuudora, professional matchmaker at your service!

Kamora Yuudora, the pleasure is all mine.

Professional matchmaker. I didn’t realize that one could make such a thing into a profession.

Finally, a fellow carapace. And what is your name, my dear?

poisoninyourtea:

blackmonarch:

Hello, sir. Now who exactly are you?

You smile politely.

Nureus Pyrrhus at your service.

It’s a pleasure to meet you, ma’am.

You regally nod at him once.

Nureus Pyrrhus. That’s quite a name.

You may call me Sn0wman